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It is said that The Moody Botanist did not set out to conquer mountains, nor to map rivers, nor even to correct the many grievous errors of his fellow men, though he found time to do all three. His true pursuit was simpler and far more perilous: a proper cup of coffee.

A man of stout boots and stern opinions, he traveled beneath equatorial suns and through rainforests that dripped with mystery and danger alike, guided by little more than a deep suspicion of mediocrity. Where others sought gold, he sought the perfect bean. Where others marveled at ruins, he asked only the toughest questions such as "But will it brew?".

Each expedition followed a familiar pattern. The locals would speak of wonders. The Moody Botanist would frown. He would inspect leaves, crush berries between his fingers, sniff the air with a practiced scowl, and mutter that most of what passed for coffee was “regrettably adequate.” Only on rare occasions would his brow lift a fraction, signaling discovery of something exceptional.

From highland farms hidden in morning mist to sunburnt savannas where giraffes watched in mild confusion, he gathered the finest coffees known to man, cataloging them with relentless precision. Every sack was tested, every roast debated at length with himself, and every cup judged without mercy.

Why such trouble? Because The Moody Botanist believed that a man should face the world properly fortified, and that no expedition, whether across continents or merely into the day ahead, should begin with a poor cup of coffee.

Thus he returned, not triumphant, but satisfied, bearing beans from distant lands and offering them to the civilized world with the air of someone who knows he has done you a great favor, whether you appreciate it or not.

Drink it carefully. He did not go through all that trouble for you to rush.